I’m still a wee bit of an American Stroke Bloke. In kind of the same way Martha Stewart is Scottish by sex.
![No, not "Cregg."](http://www.apoplectic.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/martha-stewart-300x225.jpg)
And yes, it’s still weird when the cheese triangles in Subway are “cheddar” and not “American”. And I still say and think “toMAYto”. But on the other hand, I was doing a crossword the other day, and got the following clue….
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