Last week, I was chatting with someone who asked me to tell them about my stroke experience. It was an interesting conversation, for me at least.

Knicks suck!
“Fascinating stuff, Stroke Bloke.”

I love that I can’t tell whether that’s Curb Your Enthusiasm or an actual sportscast.

[For more unbearably exciting stroke-related whimsy and suchlike – the Apoplexy Tiny Letter]

For example, as I’m doing now while I type this, I took a moment to focus on the feeling in my left arm. It does feel a little heavy and tired. There is a ghost of the feeling of the big, wet, heavy, rubber arm that I imagined while I was lying in my hospital bed.

Oo-er missus, that's a bit kinky!
Thanks, cursory Google image search!

By the time I got home, a number of other memories had surfaced for the first time in a while. Not least, arriving at back at our home at the time with a walking frame and a sturdy metal cane. And how my lifestyle seven weeks earlier had been conducive to a massive hemorrhagic stroke.

Not least the hours that I kept, due in part to the time and effort I was putting into my work but also the effort to carve out some time for myself. So it was interesting to read recently about a study that Nightshifts Disrupt Rhythm Between Brain and Gut. Not least because my post-stroke sleep patterns remain under medical observation.

D'ohs and don'ts
Sounds about right

In the context of our recent jaunt to Rhode Island, it was particularly interesting to read that

[o]ne of the first symptoms people experience when traveling across time zones is gastrointestinal discomfort [because it knocks] their gut out of sync from their central biological clock

Fortunately, a strict diet of coffee milk, pizza strips (not quite what you think), and Del’s lemonade can be used to alleviate these symptoms.

King Julien is sceptical
Lemurs: the Rhode Island diet of the animal world

Taking this observation about biological clocks as a jumping-off point, the study took volunteers between 22 and 34 into a sleep lab and split them into two groups. The first spent three days on a simulated day shift and could sleep from 10pm to 6am each night. The second group stayed awake for three nights in a row and were only allowed to sleep from 10am to 6pm.

Over the next 24 hours, the story continues, scientists took the volunteers’ blood every three hours and sent the samples to the University of Surrey for analysis.

Writing from my bunker at an undisclosed location

Close. Measurement of hormones which rise and fall according to the body’s master clock and metabolites showed that three night shifts in a row moved the brain’s master clock by about two hours on average, and the digestive system’s clock was knocked out by 12 hours.

Body clocks!!! GEDDIT?!?!?!

When we looked at the data we saw the massive twelve hour shifts, we were like, ‘wow, we did not see that coming’ – Hans Van Dongen: Crazy name, crazy guy.

The Guardian‘s report notes that the study highlights the dramatic impact that night shifts can have on the different clocks that govern the natural rhythms of organs and systems throughout the human body, and goes on to make reference to previous research that has linked shift work to obesity, diabetes and other metabolic disorders that can raise the risk of heart disease, stroke and cancer.

So, it’s a bit weird – though perhaps reflective of the newspaper’s confused worldview and modern academic funding – that the piece opens by focusing on the fact that three night shifts in a row had little impact on the body’s master clock in the brain.

Cos that coffee's not gonna brew itself, Stroke Bloke
NEXT WEEK: Why are we working longer and later hours?





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5 thoughts on “Nightshift

  1. I got all excited, since I thought you were going to write a blog entry about my favorite song of 2018:

    (alright, that came out Dec 12 2017 I guess but I didn’t hear it until 2018. That song is amazing).

    Also you mention your walker and that always makes me think of the walker race you and the offspring had when she had a broken ankle that thanksgiving. When I made sides for that chaotic but fun thanksgiving dinner.

    Funny how distinct memories stick with you. I know that Thanksgiving isn’t when you had the karaoke machine in that apartment but it blurs into one event for me.

    Ahh memory. How odd. Maybe I should get less sleep?

    1. Amazing it is. Goose-bumpy first listen, looking forward to a deep dive.

      Maybe I’ll use that track to soundtrack those beautiful memories, and of Christmas 2012 too.

      Verklempt Mike Myers

  2. My current schedule on a work day is as follows:

    10am to 11am: Wake up. Stretch. Feel tired from not quite enough sleep. Maybe walk the dog.
    12:00 to 12:30pm: Breakfast. Maybe. Not always in the mood for it.
    2pm: Leave home.
    3:00 to 3:30pm: Eat lunch. Often a fattening and unhealthy sandwich.
    4pm: Start work.
    8pm to 9pm: Eat dinner. Somewhat healthier cafeteria-style food.
    Midnight to 12:30am: Leave work.
    1:00 to 1:30am: Arrive home. Walk the dog.
    2:00 to 2:30pm: Try to fall asleep, hopefully without staring at the ceiling for too long.

    So yeah, I don’t think it’s very healthy for me to keep up this routine for the rest of my life. The wife certainly thinks so. But I don’t have any scientific evidence to prove it (from my sample size of one tired human being). Just a gnawing sensation that keeping these hours is bad for me.

    Certainly better than working overnights, which I did for weekends on several years. Now that really messed with my insides. And I have colleagues who work the midnight-to-8am shift. So I end up considering myself lucky. Hah!

    1. Listen to your wife! And as the following post will attest, giving that gnawing sensation a hearing tends to be worthwhile even if nothing catastrophic is in the mail. But yes, always consider yourself lucky if that’s an option, right?

      How did the rest of that World Cup work out for you?

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