On Christmas Day, I put up a post that predicted the events of the first three months of 2019. Therein, Theresa May faked her own disappearance on Ben Nevis to run out the clock on a No Deal Brexit.
![But Darling, didn't *you* suggest the Irish Backstop?"](http://www.apoplectic.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/theresa-may-walking-holiday-1.jpg)
“THOU SHALT NOT ACCEPT THE BACKSTOP”
For Easter 2019, I was going to have David Bowie rise from the dead, having observed that it was his death that had set the world on a single trip to hell in a hand basket. It was gonna be great stuff.
[So we’re doing something else? Find out what below.
But first, check out the Apoplexy Tiny Letter.]